The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Jim Henson presents...I had the misfortune of spending 9 years of my school career in the same English class as a muppet known affectionately by his equally muppet-ish mates as 'Pudding'. It was obvious just by looking at the poor kid that he was what was known in ye olden days as 'Retarded' (cf: Sex Education for Trainables, b3ta links). Many instances of his manifest stupidity and general muppetry include him pouring a litre of paint-water (water...with paint residue in it) into my lap - without being provoked I might add - and causing my skirt to become see through...hmmm.
Another time, a few years later whilst biding my time in Year 10 English (refusing cannabis joints from fellow classmates during lessons, general idle chat etc), 'Pudding' struck again and, at one particularly boring point during the lesson, climbed onto his desk, jumped from his desk onto mine and proceeded to do some kind of erotic dance. Then he climbed out of the window and scaled the building.
Needless to say, he didn't do very well out of life. Last I heard he was working in the glorious construction industry at entry level. Some poor bugger has to...
Length? Sounds better in metric.
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 14:14,
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