All teachers were weird
We had Mr Flynn the chemistry teacher who had really crooked fingers. They were bent and very strange. At the time he was slyly pieing the school librarian, we all knew of course, and decided that he'd got his crooked fingers because he'd been finger banging her. Being kids the idea of her having a fanny like screwball scramble prompted much stifled laughter in chemistry.

Mrs Stanger was a wrinkled prune of a woman, freakishly tall and obviously an RE teacher. She was obssessed with her mutt and always talked about him in class. Then came the day that the dog died and we decided to write a message to her on the blackboard from the dead dog. Suffice to say it wasn't friendly and involved the dog being in hell. She flipped out and had a nervous breakdown. Oh how we laughed. She was replaced by...

Mr Dodds who actually looked like Jesus after a couple more sunday dinners. We did fuck all work in his lessons and that was great. Until the day I got an impromptue bonk on in the class and was asked to stand up. Shame forcing me to cover my afront to god with the bible. oops

The there was Mrs Bates the spanish teacher who was the spitting image of Cruella De Vill. The only fun we found with her was when we discovered her son was a couple of years below us and took it upon ourselves to call him Master Bates for years! Ah the memories!
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 11:29, Reply)