all of them
in primary school we had a teacher who had a plastic pidgeon hanging from the ceiling for no apparent reason, he also drank whole bottles of apple and blackcurrent each day. he did have a very red face aswell.

yr 7 an english teacher who told us she lived next to a cemetary and liked windsurfing but she was at least 50.

theres always one teacher who wears shoes with 4 different colours on them.

'Barry' was cool. he allowed us to him barry and he had one goggly eye. always told jokes about eggs.

one sub teacher who had a bad lisp, everybody responded with lisps in their voice and he didnt like it.

one sexy blonde french teacher who was about 30 but would play up with sexual movements! she also taught us sexy, riqsue french phrases. we used to call her miss 'grand siens'

my classmate was once chased around the room by an elderly maths teacher, he was chasing him with a huge board compass. running over tables and chairs it was lucky he didnt have a heart attack. he wasdoing it as a laugh, not trying to kill a student.

science teachers are made, nearly everyone taught us how to make alcohol, which i did and it turned out good and strong.

there was a lab assitant who looked like nigel manson, we used to make vrooom noises when he walked past even after he told the teacher off us! he was about 40

my it teacher was nice but one day she was sitting on her swivel chair, and i used my foot to make the chair go down. she went down, the class p-ssed them selves and i got chucked of my a-level course. i did get back in with an apology and got a B
(dani_B Bollocks, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 16:13, Reply)