Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Most ecentric school in the midlandsI went to possibly the strangest school in the entire midlands, despite the fact that most of the girls had kids by year 9 and most of the lads couldn't afford a school jumper and tie, the headmaster had seemed to convince himself that we were a "posh" school and as such we ended up with all kinds of eccentric teachers -
Mr Jones - French teacher, I always thought he was okay, but I had an incident in year 10 where a picture of my penis had somehow made the rounds through the entire school (don't ask how, it's not worth the hassle) and ever since then Mr Jones would always be extra nice to me and would make slightly off kilter remarks whilst smiling and looking at me......
Miss Clark - Science teacher, completely skitzo. We had a gym at the top end of the school which was rarely used due to the fact that you had massive windows all around it and everyone could see you looking like a tard trying to work out. Well after one of my many detentions, I walked past the afforementioned window to see Miss Clark, on the treadmill, stark bollock naked. She was getting on a bit but everything was still in the right place, the memory has stayed with me until this day....
Miss Simmons - Uber fine drama teacher who had a penchant for wearing short skirts with no underwear. Sat on the floor on the studio with her knees bent for all to see as I entered the lesson, without thinking I blurted out "Nice pubes miss". She thought I was some kind of pervert after that and I ended up with an E :-(
I could tell you the story of Mr Gracey, the school caretaker... he used to be a P.E. teacher who made all the boys do P.E. in just tehre underwear, bear in mind this is high school not primary, and people only started to cotton on when he was caught kiddy fiddling in the back of his car. However in the headmasters infinite wisdom, he was re-hired as a caretaker and was in charge of "The Kangaroos" (some stupid trampolining thing) where.... you guessed it, they had to go on the trampolines in just there underwear, as far as i'm aware it's still going on to this day.
I swear everyone in that school was probably a registered sex offender......
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:21, Reply)
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