Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Mrs McColganMy music teacher when I was 12.
She had a bell which always sat on the left hand side of her piano. It never moved. Ever. She used it to bring the class to attention, but she also used it to fill up tonnes of time with crap stories.
IF you were stupid enough to touch that bell, you would definately grow up to marry a bearded troll woman. And have children with six fingers.
Oh, and she was also married to eleven Italian football players.
Most disturbingly of all, she would regularly cackle on her way down the corridors.
In all the time she taught me, I don't think I actually ever touched a musical instrument.
Odd. Very odd.
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And in German last year, we had an assistant teacher, who was actually German. Her name: Barbera. She was short, stocky and had a voice deep enough to attract whales. I have a dstinc memory of her entering the class for the first time, rolling up her sleeves, flexing her muscles and saying:
"ICH HEISSE BARBERA"
Most scary moment of my life.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 21:24, Reply)
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