Four String Demon,
Similar story here, Miss Kitchener appeared in Men Only when i was in year 8. She was my science teacher and i got on really well with her. It was all rumours, even when we had the magazine but in the sixth form, we became friends, i was always down the pub with her and a few other great teachers. One drunken fireworks evening at Alexandra Palace, we shared student/teacher rumours/jokes and i asked her about it, she admitted it was true! It was too late then though, it wasn't that funny aged 17 and we all already fancied her.
But lots of other rumours we created turned out to be true too. Teachers dealing drugs, teachers having sex with students, teacher stealing students car - all true. EDIT- and the teacher who got sent to prison for throwing an item of crockery at a student, breaking her arm (she was actually the wife of the P.E teacher caught in the trampoline room with my economics teacher). What a school we had and what great teachers, i still see them sometimes and catch up. I think all the teachers liked me because i was smart and witty and it pays not to hate them. Otherwise you might not get to lose your virginity to the head of science departments daughter on a ski trip to Andorra, because he trusted me to share with her.
( MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:53, Reply)