Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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IT worker....Working in IT gives me a fuckin' golden ticket to slack off.
If the boss comes over then im just 'researching a fix on google' rather than 'pouring over the b3ta QOTW and slacking off'
Like many others on here when i actually decide to work i announce my achievements very loudly and impressivly to make me seem like some sort of god, keeps the boss thinking im the absolute tits and allows me to slack off further
*returns to lurk*
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:52, Reply)
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