I got to open the V99 festival by winning tickets through the local paper
The question was: Who is the former lead singer of the Stone Roses?

I had to go on stage before any of the bands played and shout "Hello V99!", then I saw Suede and the Levellers before sneaking off backstage to try and meet Mel C (I've always wanted a crack at one of the Spice Girls) but unfortunately I was waylaid by a group of men wearing pants on their heads and they fed me superhuman amounts of booze. I had to be carried home by my mum, where I fell into a deep alcohol-induced coma and pissed the bed.

Not my finest hour, admittedly.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:19, 2 replies)

It sounds quite a fine one too.
Especially pissing the bed.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:22, closed)

I've always fancied a crack at Brett Anderson
With a snooker ball in a sock.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:28, closed)