Simon Mayo
A long long time ago Simon Mayo had the breakfast show on Radio 1. He had this sound-charades type quiz thing where you had to guess the name of a song. Lying in bed with my girlfriend I thought I knew the answer, but I had to go to work and would be in the car at the time to phone in. So I told my girlfriend and she rang.

When I got to work someone there had heard the breakfast show and asked if the winner of the quiz was my girlfriend, and sure enough it was! The prizes were crap though - a CD of christmas songs, some stickers, a Thunderbirds album for some reason, nothing memorable, other than a signed photo of Simon and his posse of Rod McKenzie and Dianne Oxberry. She had a great radio voice but when I saw the photo I realised why she was on the radio. Big thighs. I think she now does the weather on BBC North or something. Wish I could find that photo again.
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:12, 4 replies)

With you on the Diane Oxberry thing.
She was pretty from the waist up. Not sure she does the weather up here though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:33, closed)

Aye, she does
She's on the BBC, 'North-West Tonight' or summat. She looks a bit raddled now.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:10, closed)

She looked a bit raddled in my photo 20 years ago too
I've not been able to get the picture of her thighs out of mind though, since this QOTW reminded me
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:40, closed)

Ah right.
I'm in the north east.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 May 2011, 14:52, closed)