When I worked at B&Q
I dreamt up a neat way of finding stuff and my boss put it forward to the area manager.
They liked it so much I was awarded a letter of thanks, a special achievement badge and an extra special pen only given to the people with the topmost useful ideas.
I lost the letter on the way home, the pin fell of my badge when I went to put it on and the pen flew apart into 10 broken pieces the first time I went to write with it.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 7:46, 1 reply)

I worked briefly for Churchill Insurance.
If an employer comes up with an idea that improved efficiency and saves the company money they get rewarded.
Save them half a million and they'll buy you a car.
Save them a million and they'll buy you a house!

Shame it's such a soul- destroying horrible job really.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:45, closed)