While we're on the subject of winning...
Who else is looking forward to the special Olympics next year?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:45, 12 replies)

Thank you. I was going to do this one, but w**k got in the way.
I once witnessed a rather marvellous exchange where this joke was made in the form of "The thing I like about the Special Olympics is that they're all winners", and an overly-sincere mother-of-three responded, "You're right - they ARE all winners, and we should remember that".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:50, closed)

Exactly
It's not about the winning or losing. It's more about not having an epileptic fit during the 200m and losing your aerodynamic carbon fibre leg which subsequently flies off into the air and stabs an unsuspecting one armed competitor through the abdomen.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:01, closed)

Aaaand, I'm done.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 3 May 2011, 15:06, closed)

90% of
/talk
(username failed moderation, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:51, closed)

Are you saying that not ALL of us wank over spastics?
Or are you just whining like a little pussy about the nasty bullies again? Either way I'm going to gum your legbrace up with cum you flailing autism.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 3 May 2011, 14:42, closed)

You need a new word.
Calling someone an autism is pretty much on a par with 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you'.

Was a great line in 1986, but the rest of us have moved on.

Anyway, what were you trying to say?
(username failed moderation, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:28, closed)

Im saying that shoehorning in a "WAAAAAAAHHHH /talk are MEAN to MEEEEEEEEE!" to pretty much any thread is pretty much par for the course for your sort.
Flailing spastic shitcunt mong autisms like you should do yourselves a favour and end the blighted lives that /talk has ruined for you.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 3 May 2011, 15:41, closed)

I can't remember
ever having posted anything there.

You seem tense. Try going for a walk.
(username failed moderation, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:10, closed)

Leave stuj alone. It's not his fault he can't post anything else unless one of the big boys shows him how first. He's qotw's winner.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 3 May 2011, 22:41, closed)

I'm hard just THINKING about the cripples.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 3 May 2011, 14:43, closed)

Legs on or off?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 3 May 2011, 22:45, closed)

Blind swimmers and bonking sticks at the ready :D

( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:54, closed)