Things to do before you die
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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Not before I die but before I hit 50.
Visit Sri Lanka and New Zealand
Learn a language
Start drawing again
More tattoos
Get rid of panic attacks completely
Turn down an honest proposal of marriage
I've only got five years left : /
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:29,
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Will you marry me?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:31,
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Pfft!
Edit done.
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:32,
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I have never said or written that to anyone
it actually made me feel nervous and tingly
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:34,
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Aw thank you anyway : )
Good practise for the real thing then.
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:35,
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"Always the bridesmaid never the bride"
that's me
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:37,
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Better than being always the bride, and never the bridesmaid...
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Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:56,
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I'm learning German...
Learning a language is not nearly as satisfying as you think. However, the small things like being able to tell my girlfriend in her native language "Du hast schöne Brüste" and "Es ist wahr was sie sagen, Dumm fickt gut" make it all worthwhile.
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The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:22,
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ha!
nicely done.
Bück dich und ich mach dich glücklich.
should be right up your alley.
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Singularity was tiny but amazingly dense on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:07,
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marriage is overrated
like i always say, i've had 4 husbands, but none of them were mine
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:13,
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I don't want to get married.
I just want to be asked.
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:57,
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i've been asked 3 times
but once was by a 16-year-old, once was by a drunk and once was by a twat.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:13,
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I'm sure I posted this before...
My mum actually asked me one day:
"snee, when are you going to settle down with a wife?...and I don't mean someone else's!"
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snee held his breath since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 8:24,
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:D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:13,
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