Now then
Don't you go ruining this QOTW by actually coming up with a sensible and apparently well considered answer that takes into account philosophy, ambition, emotion and reality...it's just not cricket and makes the rest of us look like vapid amateurs !
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:49, 1 reply)

i did say i wanted to swim in jelly
isn't that silly enough?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:54, closed)

Sounds
eminently reasonable (flavour dependent)
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:56, closed)

lime flavour
i'm allergic to strawberry and the orange is quite bitter.
the purple one is also acceptable.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:01, closed)

yes!!
I thought about this and also came up with Lime being the one to use
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:11, closed)

it'd feel so nice and gloopy
i imagine having sex in jelly would be rather pleasant, too
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:28, closed)

Sex in anything is a terrible idea.
Whatever you're in, will soon get into places you'd rather it didn't.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:36, closed)

you're probably right
but it does sound nice!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:40, closed)