Sadly mostly unrealistic
Take a flight in a Lancaster Bomber or Lockheed Lightning
( need to overcome my fear of heights and flying first)
Push the button that creates a huge controlled explosion
Invent a machine that records your dreams
Take a wild high speed ride in a cop car with the 2s and blues going (without being arrested)
Shake hands with Christopher Lee
Make Simon Pegg laugh
Watch Yo-Yo-Ma perform Bach Cello Suite No 1 live
Spend at least 3-4 weeks alone in a remote wilderness
Take a road trip along a remote American highway and stop at some scary diners
Stroke a wolf/ tiger/lion
Give Simon Cowell a haircut

pfft i could go on
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:51, 14 replies)

Cowell
Haircut or slap?
(Neostenine's maker, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:10, closed)

Close call
As Im not a hairdresser any haircut i did would be like a slap anyway
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:28, closed)

Take a wild high speed ride in a cop car with the 2s and blues going (without being arrested)
^ This isn't as exciting as it sounds, i assure you.

it's very noisy, uncomfortable (unless you're driving) and stressful due to the generally blind drivers on the roads, and the thoughts of what you'll find at the end..

Getting arrested is far more exhilarating - especially if you put up a bit of a fight. Go on. Try it.
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 8:11, closed)

oh
Still like to try though
Been arrested, station was only 2 streets away so no whoo whoos
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:27, closed)

Sorry..
but you've just missed your best shot at a Lightning.....

www.incredible-adventures.com/cape-town-jets-news-2010aug.html
(greatoldone Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl f'tagn, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 8:12, closed)

Im in the UK
One flew over here a few months ago, it was lovely
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:29, closed)

Ah but
the SA ones you could actually have a go in, if you had the necessary bucket of cash.
I don't know anywhere here where you can do that in vintage fast jets.
You can taxy in a Lanc, though, for a reasonable fee....
(greatoldone Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl f'tagn, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:54, closed)

Cash
thats my downfall *sads*
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:05, closed)

I have to say
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

And shit.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:43, closed)

There are two Lancasters left flying, although I think you'd have to be lucky to get a flight in the RAF's one. The one in Canada is a possibility though, if you have the necessary cash to make a suitable donation: www.warplane.com/pages/membership.html
(Pisco, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:47, closed)

I stroked a lion once. It pissed on me.
How many people can say that they've been pissed on by a lion?

OK, so it was only a cub, but still...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:00, closed)

Worth it though
Cubs are cute but a full grown lion would be great
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:06, closed)

I really need to get my eyes seen to
I was sure you said you had a fear of heights and flying fish.
(BearWithLittleBrain, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:35, closed)

ha ha ha ha
Now you come to mention it
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:07, closed)