I want to ride an Ostrich.
That is my main dream before I die. Not in a sexual way, mind. Just to be able to sit on its back as it runs around while it tries to disembowel me with those huge claws.

I can't find any places that do it in this country so if anyone on B3ta knows of such a place, mail me up.

I'm willing to pay up to sixty English pounds for this experience.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:43, 6 replies)

Get in touch with
Bernie Clifton. I think he has one he doesn't ride anymore.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:01, closed)

Me and Bernie are not on speaking terms anymore.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:08, closed)

You didn't slag off Oswald did you?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:13, closed)

I told Oswald that the bloke riding him isn't real.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:24, closed)

You are never going to
be allowed to see him in Panto ever again.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:39, closed)

You best get yourself
down the docks tonight if you want anything kinky like that.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:31, closed)