Beep Beep
Next time I am in bed and someone decides to pull up somewhere outside nearby at an ungodly hour and beep their horn as they are too fucking lazy to get out and knock at the door of their intended 'car-buddy'....

I plan to go out to their car, open the passenger door and hop in.

Then when they ask me wtf I am doing I will simply state "Well you pulled up outsie my house and beeped your horn so I figured you wanted to give me a ride somewhere?".

Can you tell I was woken up this way 6am this morning?

Oh, and in a more aspirational sense: -

1. Travel to the 7 wonders of the World.
2. Get married, have kids, bring them up well, make my wife happy.
3. Rid myself of debt.
4. Own a supercar (hopefully a Honda Accord).
5. have a house with a swimming pool and tennis court.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:00, 3 replies)

I'd give up on 1)
You'd be alright with the Great Pyramid of Giza, but good luck with the other six.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:11, closed)

swimming pool AND a tennis court?
if I had a 1p for every nice house I visited with abandoned pool and leaf-blown tennis court....
Join a tennis club, use the money to visit all the great places in between the 7 "great" wonders.
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:14, closed)

Number 2) is an impossibility:
well, the last part is anyway...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:54, closed)