Things to do before you dieSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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Not so much before I die as AfterHave one of those massive public displays of mourning by idiots who never met me.
"ur wit da Angles gawjus, God tought u were 2 gud for da earth so der is another Angle up in hevan" etc etc.
Length: the floral arrangements should stretch at least half a mile.
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Oh God NoIf that happened to me, I think I'd come back to life just so I could die of horror.
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MatJ LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:38,
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Are you supposed to click on replies?I just did
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yes reminds me of many a RIP Facebook PageOne recently on Facebook, some 19 year old skanky chavvy drug dealer got stabbed, and it was absolutely full of those sorts of comments, written in exactly that way.
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The NOTW could pay for itAnd post text messages from readers (1 pound each, see details). You'd be up there with Di and whatsername from Big Brother. You know, the one who made good. She was alright, weren't she? Sad innit.
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