I know of a very good way to get more attention for your stories.
Limit your paragraphs to one sentence each.

And write in short sentences.

So your stories are more spread out.

And take up more room on the screen.

Pushing all your competitors' stories out of the way.

Sure, they'll read like a red-top tabloid.

But that's a small price to pay for fame.

Guaranteed success or your money back.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)