Natural encounters.
I've seen some amazing things thus far but would like to add a few more to the list.

I want to be threatened by a bear, the whole standing on the hind legs thing.
Roared at by a lion close enough to smell its breath.
Punch a shark on the nose.
Throw shit at a monkey.
Drive a 4x4 being chased by a rhino.
See an elephant lose its rag and go on a mission of destruction.
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(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:07, 1 reply)

sounds like it gonna be one hell of a day at the zoo

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:14, closed)

It has to be in the wild
otherwise I would be cheating myself.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:16, closed)

sounds like a good plan.
It can probably be summarised as "i want to annoy lots of animals"
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:18, closed)

I'm not fucking with a stingray though.
No way Jose.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:20, closed)

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I like this reply.

So clicked the "i like this" button for the original post.
(Smellyape liking http://www.b3ta.com/bpma/, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:17, closed)