I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Choose your category1) Amusing tales of minor infractions like driving 32 mph in a 30 zone, downloading, drinking alcohol while underage, shoplifting.
2) Drunken violence perpetrated upon yourself or witnessed by you.
3) Real crimes like bank robbery and murder.
4) Totally made-up bollocks and puns.
I'll be plumping for 4.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 12:19, 4 replies)
You're forgetting number 5)...Hilarious jokes regarding something like a band or movie that it was a 'crime to witness'...
chortle etc.
probably another long week
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 12:44,
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erm...I'd say "drunked violence" counts as real crimes to be honest.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 13:52,
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Seeing as you askedI just heard a song which went
"The animals went in 2 by 2
I'm saving all my love for you"
That would be Whitney's Ark Rhyme
Yes, yes, I am a tit.
Yes, yes, I am already, even as you are thinking it, fucking off.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 11:38, closed)
Bollocks and punsI suppose we should do the decent thing and save the bollocks and puns until wednesday at least in case they punish us with another mix tap QOTW...
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 12:40, closed)
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