I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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"Sorry, wrong house mate!"I've never been a witness to a crime, unless you count a girl band covering a Smith's song. However, a person I used to work with has.
He was sat in his kitchen, when he saw his previously locked door open. In walked a chav, who very quickly ran out yelling "Sorry, wrong house mate!".
The reason? Said ex-colleague was sat at his kitchen table with a sharpening kit and katana... happily honing the edge on his blade. From what I hear a sum of money was later posted through his letterbox in recompense for the back door.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 12:20,
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Are you talking about...TatU's cover of How soon is Now?
For my sins, I think they did quite a good job of it. But then again I'm deaf in one ear.
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That's the bunnyThey should have had the skin flayed from their bodies rather than be allowed to make that travesty.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:10,
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