I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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My DadWhen I was a lot younger, maybe 6 or 7, we were going to McDonalds to get some grub on a Saturday night. We pulled up over the road and got out just as a group of blokes started kicking this young fellas head in. Luckily there was a Police Station over the road which my dad ran us over to immediately. It all would have been dealt with a lot quicker if my old man wasnt such a well spoken arse.
Dad: (To the desk sergeant) There's an altercation occuring over the road.
Desk Sergeant: A what sir?
Dad: An altercation. It looks rather sickening and my kids are rather shaken up. Could you please go and sort it out?
Desk Sergeant: Im sorry sir, I still dont know what you mean.
Dad: An altercation Officer.
*Officer phones to the back of the station and requests someone to come and look*
The other Policeman came out and went with my father to see what was happening. He belts back in straight away and shouts
"Phil, there's a bloke getting his bloody head kicked in over the road by 4 blokes! Get a couple of others!"
My twat of a Dad Ladies and Gentlemen :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 13:01,
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