I witnessed a crime
Freddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
( , Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
Freddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
( , Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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and another thing
overheard this in Altrincham yesterday, a group of teens, i dunno, 17 ish, can never tell. One of the 'clone' groups of teens that seem to pervade these days.
Girl to boy: "so what did you get done for in the end?"
boy: "oh you remember i stabbed that kid?"
girl": "oh yeah, he was a twat"
boy: "yeah, got done for that, charged with erm, GB something?"
girl" isnt that a drug? GBH?"
boy: "yeah! I'm hungry. Greggs?"
These were not youre common garden variety chavs, these were fairly middle classy looking kids. Just dressed badly.
The casual stabbing by the way - thats the bit i'm talking about. What the fuck?
( , Thu 14 Feb 2008, 13:36, 4 replies)
overheard this in Altrincham yesterday, a group of teens, i dunno, 17 ish, can never tell. One of the 'clone' groups of teens that seem to pervade these days.
Girl to boy: "so what did you get done for in the end?"
boy: "oh you remember i stabbed that kid?"
girl": "oh yeah, he was a twat"
boy: "yeah, got done for that, charged with erm, GB something?"
girl" isnt that a drug? GBH?"
boy: "yeah! I'm hungry. Greggs?"
These were not youre common garden variety chavs, these were fairly middle classy looking kids. Just dressed badly.
The casual stabbing by the way - thats the bit i'm talking about. What the fuck?
( , Thu 14 Feb 2008, 13:36, 4 replies)
yeah
but altrincham is full of chavs and twats.
it was even worse before the litten tree went bankrupt, i think they breed the scrotes in there.
although the worst area that tries to be posh but blatantly isn't? handforth. what a shit hole!
( , Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:30, closed)
but altrincham is full of chavs and twats.
it was even worse before the litten tree went bankrupt, i think they breed the scrotes in there.
although the worst area that tries to be posh but blatantly isn't? handforth. what a shit hole!
( , Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:30, closed)
we get a few posh chavs in Oxford
I once saw a bunch of them hanging around on a corner looking "tough", passing a wine bottle back and forwards, until one of them dropped it.
The head of the group shouted, in a cut glass accent, "Oh Rupert, you tit, look what you've done!"
Amused me hugely at the time.
( , Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:45, closed)
I once saw a bunch of them hanging around on a corner looking "tough", passing a wine bottle back and forwards, until one of them dropped it.
The head of the group shouted, in a cut glass accent, "Oh Rupert, you tit, look what you've done!"
Amused me hugely at the time.
( , Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:45, closed)
Altrincham Represent...ahem.
If that boy was slightly older, 18 or 19, then I might know him. He used to get bullied by these dirty chavs from the year below in school and one day him and a friend met them outside school by accident and he was getting abused, the little chav pushes him and his friend happens to have a knife and shoves it into his hand. Caught up in the moment he stabs the chav, gets done for GBH. He was a nice guy. Then again it could be someone totally different...
( , Thu 14 Feb 2008, 15:03, closed)
If that boy was slightly older, 18 or 19, then I might know him. He used to get bullied by these dirty chavs from the year below in school and one day him and a friend met them outside school by accident and he was getting abused, the little chav pushes him and his friend happens to have a knife and shoves it into his hand. Caught up in the moment he stabs the chav, gets done for GBH. He was a nice guy. Then again it could be someone totally different...
( , Thu 14 Feb 2008, 15:03, closed)
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