I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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I seem prone to these.There's the time I came out of the pub to find a cashbox lying on the pavement before me,coins spread hither and yon. A minute or so later two gentlemen came sprinting past, one in pursuit of the other and shouting "I shall harm you immensely" or words to that effect.
I left the money where it was and I didn't stick around.
Then there's the two gentlemen who wandered up to a bike-park in Commercial Road,selected a bike, snipped off the chain with industrial sized bolt cutters and strolled off with the bike.
And the gentlemen I wandered past one fine day. One of them was lying on the floor shouting while his friends clustered around him. Mucking about, I thought. Only later did I realise that maybe I'd just walked past somebody getting a kicking.
And too many pub brawls to mention. Including one that involved at least a dozen people. To this day I can remember the police car that cruised past, slowed down to examine the scene and then accelerated away.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:38, 2 replies)
"I shall harm you immensely"Oh God, I can't stop laughing at that! *click*
(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:48, closed)
^^I shall click you immensely.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 10:51, closed)
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