I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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I saw this in a bar the other night... robbery!This guy walked up to the bar and asked the barman for a beer.
The barman produced a bottle of fizzy piss, but refused to hand it over until the poor bloke had given him four quid!*
Four quid! For 330mls of fizzy piss!
I just stood there, pint glass full of dark, foamy goodness in hand thinking "that was a close one. I got a full pint for £2.10".
I made a mental note to avoid that particular barman. He was obviously a wrong 'un.
*May have been £3.50.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:59,
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