I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Almost..In the last 3 months I have witnessed...
* A man being stabbed in the neck and crawling into the local Nandos for help
* A bank being ram-raided
* A drive-by shooting in a pub
* An old lady being run over by a bus.
Well I say witnessed, I was present at all of these events but some how managed to not notice any of them. I only know about them because other people have told me or I read about it in the paper.
My observational skills are obviously second to none..
I did actually witness a bloke trying to rape a very drunk girl a few weeks back. We kept her chatting (she was so drunk she didn't know where she was) while someone ran off to get the police. I feel like I did a good deed.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:15, 3 replies)
You are Tyler Durden and I claim my £5That is all.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 18:51, closed)
A drive-by shooting in a pub?Must be a big pub...
(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 3:19, closed)
Perhaps it would be more accurate to say..A drive-by in a pub beer garden. But close enough.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 9:34, closed)
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