I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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I'm always the 'have-a-go-hero'I've found that a lot of people are all talk. Ages ago in a coffee shop some piss head started swearing,shouting and throwing things at the girl behind the counter. Place is full of people who just sit and stare. All 5'3" of me shouts back at this bloke and throws him out. All the people still sit and stare.
Another time I'm walking home from work and go passed two blokes going the same direction. I get the usual 'go on love, show us your tits'. As I carry on one says, 'stuck up fucking bitch'. Now at this point I'm right by my front door and I know my husbands inside. So I spin round. 'What did you just say?'
'Nothing',
'So you didn't call me a stuck up bitch then?',
'Um.. Yes'.
'So what do you have to say for yourself?'
'Sorry'
'Now are you going to stand here like a pair of twats or fuck off?'
'We'll fuck off'.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 21:01,
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Well done!I'm the same height and MrWitch is always telling me to stop picking on people twice my size! He reckons it's a variation on the "wee dog that thinks it's a Rottweiler" theme - take on anything and everything.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 21:06, closed)
Colloquially known as 'short person syndrome'.(
OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 22:56,
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Hmm, I dunno...If you're short, appear physically unimpressive, yet show no sign of fear and show utter confidence, then they might think you must have a very good reason for being so confident. Maybe they think you're like Mr Miagi.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 16:18, closed)
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