I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Oh yes...I remember the Legless battle.
Once again, I find myself compelled to remark.
I donno, maybe I'm just subliminally drawn to your masculine guile, but perhaps its because once again you're taking QOTW and turning it into Jeremy fucking Kyle.
Joke or not, two things are made clear by this.
1. Police are seriously understaffed, and yeah, if they don't have officers available, that's understandable, but armed response are not 'regular' officers, and are only dispatched for specific emergencies in the vast majority of cases. Basically, if there were no coppers to protect a blokes shed, there's not likely going to be one showing up to stop you getting your arse kicked.
2. Odds are you'd not have a copper to help you out anyway, since clearly they're all too busy being dragged into 'sensitivity training' or 'proper protocol' meetings. Either that or they're busy pretending to look useful by pacing around a town center, coincidentally in the opposite direction from ANY situation they'd be needed to attend.
Face it, one way or another you're going to get mugged, at least let someone keep their shed in good nick.
Besides, chavs have it coming, and I will bitterly defend that remark until I'm blue in the face.
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