I saw nothing
Many, many moons ago I was in a really shitty, horrible club in Liverpool called "Buzz" (dunno if it still there, it was next to Lime Street station, last I heard, it was called "Zzub"). We were only in there because we were 14 and they bouncers didn't give a shit as long as we had money. To demonstrate how shitty it was, it was the first place (other than an airport) that I'd ever seen a metal detector in and they bouncers would insist you checked you coat in, then search you, meaning you could take a weapon with you, you just couldn't get it into the club itself.

Now on this particular night, an argument between two local "firms" came to a head. While I was the bar, some bloke walked onto the dancfloor, produced a shotgun from god-knows-where and gave both barrels to some other bloke. The noise of the shot was drowned out by the awful ScouseHouse and I only realised something was going on when I turned away from the bar with my pint of cider and saw everyone running for the exits.

Merseyside police later commented that the club had the largest toilets in the city, as 700 people said that's where they were when the crime took place.

As an aside, I discovered not long after that the Krazy House (called Sloanes at the time) would let 14 year olds in and didn't play shitty ScouseHouse.
(ScousersPet, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 10:26, 3 replies)

krazzzzyyyy
i used to go to the crazy house they id'd me and wouldnt let me in when i was a month away from being 18 :(
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Mon 18 Feb 2008, 16:32, closed)

*click*
For the Krazy house!
I was in there the other saturday and it was great fun (I'm 27)
Great and cheap club to finish up in!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 15:04, closed)

Re: crazy house
I've had some mad fucking nights in there!

Jesus! I'm going back there on Saturday now - just to see if it's the same shit hole!




(Kip, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 15:27, closed)