Fenland master criminal.
About 11 o'clock at night, I heard a banging in the street. Went outside and saw a bloke bricking a car. Slowly. He'd throw the brick, walk round the car, throw it again. Once he missed, from a distance of about 3 feet. After he'd had 5 or 6 goes I shouted and he went indoors. Which was nice, as otherwise I might have had to cave his head in. Called plod, who gave me an incident number. In the morning I saw the woman (from the same house he'd gone into) to whom the car belonged and told her. "Oh, that's my partner's brother".

Two days later her son, who's banned from driving came home drunk. This time Plod were waiting. He drove into the lamp post outside the house, and much swearing ensued. All the local children came out and watched, slackly drooling.

Incest is Nature's way of keeping stupid people related.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 23:55, 3 replies)

the phrase...
'slackly drooling' has kept me chuckling for hours, seemingly :D
(Ovaltina, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 1:58, closed)

Littleport?
Just a guess.
(Fat Bear is adjusting your breasts on, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:23, closed)

Incest is Nature's way of keeping stupid people related.
god i love that line. worthy of bill hicks himself. rispek! and ting!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 22:51, closed)