I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Somebody tried to mug my dad once.We think he must have been drunk. Very drunk. You see he was ,in my dad's own words, "Five foot and a fag end" and built like a walking stick.
My dad on the other hand was six foot of burly, truck-driving ex-soldier who had boxed for his regiment until he got banned for kicking his opponent in the bollocks. And meek and mild he was not.
He demanded my dad's wallet.Dad told him to piss off. He demanded the wallet again. Dad, again, told him to piss off. Mugger chappie threw a wild haymaker that missed by a yard and promptly walked into my dad's onrushing left fist. Mugger chappie flew backwards into a hedge and dad wandered off.
The end.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 15:48, Reply)
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