Bad Driving and Granny Bullying
Me and a friend were wondering down a road in Swansea on the way to get a bus to teh pub, when as we are passing some shops we hear some cars screeching. We glance up the road and see two cars; a dark green Volvo with an old couple driving it and a red Cortina right up it's arse trying to overtake them. As they reach the shops, the Cortina overtakes them ON THE LEFT, using the shop parking spaces to undertake and colliding with the wing of the Volvo and bringing both cars to a halt right besides us.

A giant of a man gets out of the Cortina, looking quite angry and walks up to the elderly woman driver, who'se looking quite obviously shaken up by the whole thing.

"Sorry love, didn't mean it, but I've gotta go, we'll sort insurance out later." With this he spins on his heel and goes to get back into his car.
"Sorry, but I need your insurance details now sir" says the madam, who'se still absorbing what's happening.
With this, he turns back around and menacingly walks up to her, sticking his chest out and looking more taller and threatening than he already did.
"Why, what the fuck are you going to do about it if I don't?" says the thug.
"Me, nothing. But my husband is a Police Officer, and I'm sure he can find something to do..." With this, the elderly man gets out of the car holding his Police I.D., the thug is holding his jaw just off the floor and I'm holding my sides pissing myself laughing.

Awesome :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 18:41, 1 reply)

I've also...
... had this happen to me. But unfortunately didn't have a police officer handy. Still, have a click for your story of granny-defence!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 19:44, closed)