
Freddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
( , Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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One of my friends from school - Alex - is rather fond of this tale and I shall attempt to do it justice. I will probably fail.
A couple of years back, when we had rather a lot of unexpected snow (unexpected because it was March) our school got a couple of days off on account of the buses not being able to get through it all. As is a teenagers wont, Alex got together with some of his friends and made his way to the park. As they were jogging along, a man of about 40 started running alongside them. They all started giving him quizzical looks until Alex ran up next to him and asked him what he was doing.
I imagine the conversation went something like this.
Alex: Erm, what are you doing?
Man: So, which one of you was it?
Alex: Eh?
Man: Which one of you did it?
Alex: Did what?
Man: Just tell me who it was.
Alex: I don't know what you're talking about!
Man: ...shit.
The bloke then decides to turn around and run in the opposite direction, with no explanation.
First post in a long time. And it was rubbish.
( , Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:38, Reply)
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