
Freddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
( , Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Many years ago when I started out working for newspapers I had a colleague called Wendy who, though fantastic at her job, could be as blonde as they come at times.
One summer day she came in all excitable:
W: Hey guys guess what I've just seen
Me: Dunno, what?
W: A car going about 60 on the wrong side of Eddleston road. It had four guys in and they were all wearing balaclavas!
Me: Oh aye, that'll be because *local posh jewellers* has just been raided by some nice men waving shotguns around.
W: It's been robbed? You know I thought it was a bit hot to be wearing balaclavas
She was being serious as well.
( , Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:32, 1 reply)
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