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Freddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."

Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Just seen this one.
Ok be warned this isnt to amazing or funny but it made my walk to uni so much more happy (hello sunshine!)

Was walking down our high street through town and saw a bunch of the chaviest chavs i have ever seen messing about a bit in front of me "Fucks sake" thinks I "Cant they just all die?". But hold on, they have stopped messing about to watch something happening across the street *turns head to watch*

Across the street 4 burly policeman have cornered what I can only assume are the chavs friend, who appears to be arguing and trying to wheedle his way out of whatevers happening, all the time also trying to act hard in front of his mates.

He starts to look angry.
He starts doing what I assume makes him look hard to his mates but looks to me like a fit.
He punches the window of the shop he's cornered next to.


These four coppers grab him, charge a fair few meters down the street with him pushed in front and smash him into a wall, bend him over and cuff the little git.

At this point I saw him looking my way, hopefully at me, so I give him a smirk so large my head almost falls of before continuing on my way in the sunshine, a skip now in my step.

Good job cops!
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 14:33, 3 replies)
What a heartwarming tale...
...perhaps it makes me an unpleasant person, but that story has lifted my mood this afternoon. Why is it so enjoyable to watch chavs being collared by the fuzz?
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 15:42, closed)
which is more enjoyable though?
chav pond life getting a bloody good shoeing off the dibble, or the inbred hoorahs coming in for a sound kicking that time there was the pro-hunting demos in London?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 1:31, closed)
Chav beating.
Is my preferance im afraid, its so much more entertaining.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 13:01, closed)

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