Mine was pretty strange but I’ll tell it anyway.
It was strange night/day. Had met a few mates one Saturday lunch for a few beers in the local. We were sitting outside talking crap when we saw a beast of a man walking into the pub carrying a bat. We just stayed put. After 2 mins and lots of noise he came walking back out minus the bat. We poked our head in the door to see half the pub bleeding and some women screaming. We decided to scarper.

Had to meet the missus early evening so left the chaps in another bar and walking back home I saw the same beast man kicking the crap out of someones door, I put my head down and walked past as he was dragging some other large chap out by his rather fetching pony tail and giving him a bit of a shooing.

Went back out that evening with some different mates, got very drunk in some other pubs. We decided to go back to mine for a few more beers/joints and on walking back we heard a noise which sounded like a riot. Walking round the corner a cab was beeping his horn rather loudly and a group of about 15 blokes were giving some poor sod a proper kicking. They ran for it at the sound of the police. So we walked over to help the chap (not a wise move). You’ve guessed it, it was the beast man getting a kicking and he was just getting his senses back. He must have woken and seen the 5 of us standing round him, now we were trying to help him up but he must have thought we were the attackers. So, he bit my mate on his leg (he still has the scar) punched a couple of us a few times and thankfully the police turned up before he could do serious damage*

The police then nicked us all and we spent the night and most of the next morning in the cells wearing paper suits. They let us go as all our stories matched and telling them repeatedly “did you see the size of the cunt, why would we attack him”.

This was 5 years ago and never heard another thing about it so god knows what was going on but it was an eventful day.

*we are all fairly big blokes and could handle ourselves but this guy was huge and clearly as mad as bat shit.
(Lanceuppercut, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 4:44, Reply)