I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Speaking of drugs, as so many have beenI was once sitting outside the Old Leather Bottle pub in Wimbledon chatting to a mate. My mate had a spliff. We were so busy talking rubbish and so on we didn't notice the police car pull up about 6 feet in front of us (we were sitting out the front by the main road).
In the ten seconds it took the policeman to get out of the car, my mate had stubbed out the joint and stuck it down a crack in the cellar doors we were sitting on, hidden his stash in a hole in the wall behind him and had rolled up, lit and was busy smoking a perfectly normal cigarette.
It was amazing technique and still one of the most impressive things I have ever seen.
Another time with the same guy, we had no drugs so we decided to see if we could get pulled by the police. Before leaving a friend's house to go to the pub we sat and rolled up a tobacco cigarette using 27 small skins. This thing was about 2 foot long. We were passe dby at least 2 police cars as we walked down the road, conspicuously passing this thing to each other and they paid no attention whatsoever.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 15:08,
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something that longthey probably thought your were full of shit and trying to get noticed by the cops.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 1:48,
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