I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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I just saw a ned get a slapping!On the way back from Brownies with JuniorWitch#2, walking with another two mums and assorted daughters, we heard the sounds of an altercation as we approached the local shops.
As we got closer, we could distinguish the fact that a ned was verbally lambasting his ned-ette for something. Every second word was fuck or fucking. Charming.
Ned-ette decided she'd had enough and went to walk away, but he grabbed her by the hood and swung her round. As she swung, we caught sight of her face, and Big K stopped dead in her tracks.
"That's my niece" she muttered, before flying over the road, grabbing the lassie and hauling her away from the ned. Niece was then ordered home.
Big K then proceeded to pin him to the wall by the throat - one-handed, mind you - and deliver on-the-spot justice, a slap punctuating each word.
"Don't *slap* you *slap* ever *slap* touch *slap* that *slap* lassie *slap* again *slap*.
She let him go, and he stood staring at her in utter bewilderment. Then delivered his killer line,
"Am tellin ma mammy you hit me"
Big K laughed in his face at that, and suggested that he go right ahead. She then crossed the road, nodded at us, and carried on walking home as if nothing had happened. Class!
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I bethe feels soooooooooooo big after that
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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 23:31,
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HahaBrilliant that! probably wet himself as well!
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laughterlaughter aplenty at the image of the pinned up chav gettin a slep in that way. *click*
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MadAdamUk was last alive on, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 3:37,
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I may be missing something here......but who the hell is Big K?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:30,
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Oh how I wish I could slap a chav..There should be one day of the year when you can go around and slap chavs all day...drifts off into daydreaming....
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:57,
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