I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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all trueI can't be to specific here for obvious reasons but it is all true. Mayor at 28, didn't service kids and went through an ounce of skunk a week. Then gave it all up to live with very fit gorgeous love bunny in foreign country. Where I don't have to work because cost of living is about one third of UK and I have shit loads of cash under the floorboards!
Being a Mayor is a pain in the arse. It is 10 pm on a Friday night, I am stoned stupid and wrapped around the outside of several pints. I do not give a wet fuck in a rabbit hutch about your wheelie bin. OK. Nor do I care about the pothole in your road or the state of your neighbours garden. Fuck off and phone me on Monday morning. I promise I will be interested. Right now I want to get hold of that probably underage blonde skinny thing by the pool table and you are getting in my way. Good times ....good times...
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