teh power
after that daft bint said some blokes sperm was 'yum' i wondered just how long it would take to spread some fraudulent crap round the web

charlize theron was a hot topic at the time so i got this pic...

images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://the-deli.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/theron_0710_041.jpg&imgrefurl=http://the-deli.org/charlize-theron-upskirt/&usg=___9cYmo4811GTyiNMkTjyptcSWGw=&h=499&w=400&sz=22&hl=en&start=165&sig2=nezvUPeY6SdG3to6uAGh3g&um=1&tbnid=S2suLNniQq__CM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=104&ei=axpqSdXaA9aQmQf7mYWmBw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcharlize%2Btheron%2Bskirt%26start%3D147%26ndsp%3D21%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN

and with the power of potatoshop removed her knickers and comped in a nice mimsy

i then sent it to popbitch saying my mate was a pap, he took this but the papers wouldn't print it for some legal reason bollocks

by the following day the popbitch board was buzzing with it

3 days later the mirror printed one of these versions...

the-deli.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/theron_0710_05.jpg

then over the next few months it appeared in all sorts of places

fair amused me for a while
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:18, 7 replies)

you make me laugh
:)
(i should have joined myspace, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:44, closed)

s'why i'm here twinkle

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:48, closed)

Hmm
Unavailable and unavailable, you must have annoyed someone.
(Benzyl, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 19:16, closed)

nah they are still there

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 5:25, closed)

From you starting off
As a cunt of the highest proportions, I now look forward to your posts. I think the word is "Mellowed".
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:25, closed)

i prefer the word
'misunderstood'
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 5:24, closed)

^^ What the Duke says..
You're a fucking bright spark by all accounts.

Pah. That makes me the dullard...
(Spreddum O Grrrr. That's my vicious circle, that is., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 7:26, closed)