I try and start arguments on the internet
but I'm not very good at it, you lovely people. Damn.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:33, 7 replies)

Yes you are.

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:39, closed)

You've riled me
now.

Dammit
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:10, closed)

No he bloody isn't.
And you can shut up as well, Ethel.
( thealternativefact, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:55, closed)

Well, here's a quandry...
Is it:

"apelover age", implying that (s)he's come of age in the ape-loving department, or

"apelove rage", implying that it's all gone pear-shaped in the ape-loving department.

Debate that, me chums.
(dxg, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:30, closed)

I always thought it was
ape loverage - an advantage in the world of ape love.
( thealternativefact, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:35, closed)

I always read it as
ape loverage, but maybe they just think that ape(s) love rage?
(kris kringle I only posted this message to find out the date on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:49, closed)

And I had it as....
Apeloverage : (slang) the act of loving apes.
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:45, closed)