Finally a post I can relate to…
I am currently working abroad illegally after being brought from my country to replace the current untrustworthy work force the company owner had employed. The hours can be hell and I also live on business premises due to the fear of being deported back to my country if the boss (or anyone else)catches me off site.

Work itself is quite dull, other people looking into our place of work do think it looks like a great place to be and that every day must be fun but let me tell you we lose around 10 - 15 workers a year due to hazardous work equipment or one of the latest tests done by our boss.

Aaanyway to relieve ourselves from the tediousness of everyday work me and the boys started to use our time thinking up amusing rhymes or songs, we would then compare lyrics at the end of each shift and also attempt a few dance moves.

A few months later I was glad we had started the whole thing as our boss invited a bunch of kids to tour his factory (With disastrous results, thankfully our singing did lighten the mood and taught the remaining people the lesson that should have been learned).

I would apologise for length but I am (Allegedly) tall for an oompa loompa
(mon bison powered by magnets, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:28, 1 reply)

Ooh you bad man
I figured it was one of these about a third through, and got the actual movie at the singing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:33, closed)