Helping colleagues
Suggest to the boss that you help new and/or junior members of staff fit in by spending time with them and showing them the ropes. But only suggest this when the red hot secretary with gravity-defying tits starts in your office. Then do everything possible to show her your ropes in the cramped but sufficient stationery cupboard as she ruins her first-day stockings by kneeling on staples.
(frankspencer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:18, 4 replies)

sexual harassment
And should a court appearence arise, I usually fall back on the old 'partial-hearing' defence:

"Your honour - she may have said 'Where are the post-it notes?' but I heard 'Fuck my cleavage.'
(frankspencer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:43, closed)

I haven't clicked "I like this"...
...so much in ages.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:52, closed)

She may have said
'We're running low on Pritt Stick' but I heard...

No, it's too easy.
(annexed, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:04, closed)

making the bitch crawl through staples
*fwaps*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 7:49, closed)