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We've got a work experience kid in for a couple of weeks and he'll do anything you tell him to... He's was in the server room most of yesterday monitoring the network activity lights - he almost missed his lunch till we took pity on him.

We are bastards.

How bad was your first experience of work?

(, Thu 10 May 2007, 9:45)
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The most complex prank ever played
Again - I work as an IT Tech in a school of 1500 11-18 kids and in an office of 3 other techys.
After our previous little prank we decided to raise the bar - a lot - and so our next kiddy who joined the team for two weeks we always refered to a penfold.
Now penfold was quite shy and retiring and we thought it our duty to have some fun (with him).
Throughout the time he was working with us we all handed large brown envelopes around that appeared to contain money just as he was walking in the room, then hide the packages.
We then told him that the old design and technology block was a military training unit and that we were doig deals with the military and we would like him to get in on it. To do so he would have to learn a list of ONE HUNDERED passwords and they were all OBSENE - for example 32-John Waynes Hairy Saddle Bags, 44-Pithless Satsuma, 69-Stinky Mott. He didn't seem keen at first but we soon convinced him and he spent a lot of time learning.
Weeks passed, passwords were learnt and packages still exchanged untill about a week before he was due to leave.
This is where is all really kicked off..
We got our friend Bob to come in with his MOD id, list of 100 passwords and brown package. Sat Penfold down on a chair infront of Bob and Bob - being a suberb actor - proceded to test him by calling out numbers at incredible speed.
This was all going great until Danny who I work with finally cracked up in the corner and we had to explain to penfold what was really going on. Thing is we still kept passing around the packages until the day he left, to this day I think he still belives that we were doing dodgy deals ("feels like fifties" on picking one up heehee).

Mind you to get me back about a month later he made a very convincing fake parking ticket and stuck it on my car that cause a very bizzare series of events - but thats a story for another day :)

Length? It's the best story ever so live with the pain!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:17, Reply)

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