Work ExperienceWe've got a work experience kid in for a couple of weeks and he'll do anything you tell him to... He's was in the server room most of yesterday monitoring the network activity lights - he almost missed his lunch till we took pity on him.
We are bastards.
How bad was your first experience of work?
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chthonic, Thu 10 May 2007, 9:45)
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Pick on the Work Experience kids...Have these been done yet? it's the obvious ones...
"Go ask 'X' for a long stand"
"Go ask 'X' for a left handed screw driver"
etc..etc..etc...
Oh, when i worked for a certain chain of Sport Stores ( 2 initials in the name, not 3 ) we used to have mannequins dressed in tracksuits with amusing masks on (think 'Spitting Image' type tony blair, arnie masks) hanging from the ceiling. Anyways, 1 of the lads would dress in a tracksuit, don the mask and go lay out in the loading bay, motionless, pretending to be a dummy. We'd then send the unexperienced spotty urk to collect the 'mannequin' - within seconds of them disappearing out back we'd hear a shrill 'SSSHHRRRIIIEEEEKKKKKKK' as they were assaulted by the tony-blair-in-tracksuit coming to life....
Awesome.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:12, Reply)
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