Work ExperienceWe've got a work experience kid in for a couple of weeks and he'll do anything you tell him to... He's was in the server room most of yesterday monitoring the network activity lights - he almost missed his lunch till we took pity on him.
We are bastards.
How bad was your first experience of work?
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chthonic, Thu 10 May 2007, 9:45)
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First day trying out working in a nurseryIt was a hot summer and I made the mistake of wearing flip flops, in the vain hope that I would be put in the attic room with the three or four quite ridiculously cute two year old girls who seemed to love me immediately, but no. They put me with the four year olds. The four year old boys, with their stupid little Bull Boys trainers, with the lights in the heels that lit up when they stamped.
Very impressive, yes little boy.
However, I can't help but feel that I might still have a minute vestige of maternal instinct, that my uterus may not have shrivelled up and died inside, that the souls of my unborn children wafting around in the ether would not have to live in the knowledge that, were they to incarnate, they would promptly end up in a bucket, if these little boys had chosen to demonstrate the flashiness of their footwear by walking around in a civilised fashion, instead of ON MY FUCKING TOES.
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:41,
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