Work ExperienceWe've got a work experience kid in for a couple of weeks and he'll do anything you tell him to... He's was in the server room most of yesterday monitoring the network activity lights - he almost missed his lunch till we took pity on him.
We are bastards.
How bad was your first experience of work?
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chthonic, Thu 10 May 2007, 9:45)
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Poll Tax FunFinished college looking for a job so off i toddled to the local job centre. I told the nice lady how much money i would like and she looked at me like i was nuts!
She went away and came back a few minutes later with a smile on her face, i have just the job, working for the local council in the poll tax department.
How popular was I?
anyway the job was easy and the office full of lame nuts that only a council could employ.
I soon found that the best skive was to work in the letter stuffing department, some machine did all the work and i just watched it.
I then hatched a plan, the letters i was stuffing were demands for payment and i actually knew a few of the people i was sending them to. After a few slight alterations with a marker pen to the bills bingo, the new penalty for not paying your poll tax was being hung drawn and quartered!
hated the job and jacked it in soon after but i would have loved to see their faces.
(, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:17, Reply)
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