There was a time... long ago...
The first project me and a few mates decided to embark on, actually turned out to be a success. We managed to build a massive fuck-off big vehicle, bigger than monster trucks, once jokingly referred to as the size of a small moon, and it actually worked really well. Granted, due to its size, it didn't move very fast, and wasn't that great for picking up chicks on account of the one time we accidentally destroyed her house with it, but that was cool. Me and my mates loved it so much, we were gutted when some kids trashed it. So we cursed a bit, and my mates decided "Fuck it, lets build another one, an even bigger one." a few months later.

So we did. We took the original blueprints, scaled them up a bit to make this monster even bigger and better, and got to work.

Of course, this is where the project started to fail. I had brought my son along as he showed some interest in mechanical stuff, and he and my eldest mate had a massive falling out when we were all working on the vehicle. They start verbally fighting, and I step in to calm things down, and my son, being a stroppy teenager, starts fighting with me. The little bugger slices my hand off, and then immediately begins to apologize, and my mate goes apeshit on him and begins to kill my son. So I throw my mate to his death, and then, whaddya know, five minutes later, the bloody vandals who destroyed my first project turned up again and destroyed my second project before it even got finished.

And there is the story of my failed projects.

Signed,

D. Vader

I regret nothing!
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:20, 10 replies)

Nice, but I saw it coming after the second sentence.

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:25, closed)

The reference to the small moon part?

(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:06, closed)

Fuck,
I read it as "a small room"
bugger.
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 23:38, closed)

Fuck Me
Are you going to stop this shit anytime soon?
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:27, closed)

Only when I get bored
And not before
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:05, closed)

I haven't seen it in a while.
However, isn't that slightly wrong plot wise? Or am I reading it wrong?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:51, closed)

Probably my bad
It's been a while as well since I last saw it.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:06, closed)

Meh.
Got suspicious at "a time...long ago..." and got it completely at "small moon".

Still. Have a click.
(sphinxgurl found out how this thing works on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:13, closed)

To be fair, you chopped his hand of before.
an eye for an eye and all that
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 23:39, closed)

As well as throw stuff at him and almost caused him to commit suicide.
Good parenting skills, no?
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:42, closed)