Failed ProjectsYou start off with the best of intentions, but through raging incompetence, ineptitude or the plain fact that you're working in IT, things go terribly wrong and there's hell to pay. Tell us about the epic failures that have brought big ideas to their knees. Or just blame someone else.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:19)
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I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth, but still with a pretty damn good backgroundI got sent to a nice school, and got expelled, went to McShitteron Polyversity, and I failed to get a degree, and I've spent most of my life bumping along the bottom. It's only now that I've really found any niche, and that may well involve my having to aspire to middle-management.
Still - I'm told I'm fun to be with, and every single one of my friends is a genuinely ace human being with whom I always feel flattered and excited to be able to spend time, while Mrs Vagabond is prettier than sunrise, kinder than Jesus, more patient than a sniper and harder than your dad after he's been drinking, and she's been with me for 11 years so I must be doing something right.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:04,
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Clicksfor "more patient than a sniper"
PS: Well done in finding Mrs Vagabond deserves a pat on the back.
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:59,
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yeah.I'll click for 'more patient than a sniper'.....
Mind you 'prettier than sunrise' might also have got one :)
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