The Worst Journey in the WorldAspley Cherry Garrard was the youngest member of the Scott Polar Expedition when he and two others lost their tent to the winds of a night-time snowstorm. They spent hours in temperatures below -70°F stumbling about the ice floes hoping they'd bump into it as it was their only hope of survival.
OK, so that was bad, but we reckon you've had worse. We know how hard you lot are.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 12:40)
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PARIS ON A COACHwhen i was in year 7 we went on a trip to paris for five days.
all well an good but also on the coach was a total knob
of a geography teacher who at 4 in the mornin was pointing out
land marks. IT WAS FUCKING DARK AND I WANTED TO SLEEP!!
but the trip just got better because the guy sat behind me wouldn't
stop kicking my chair. two of the old teachers started getting disgustingly
close to each other and some kid threw up on the teacher in the seat
infront of him.
so i would love to say we arrived in paris stinking of puke, knackered
and slightly pissed off but no it just got better.
the toilet on the coach only broke didn't it?? so we stopped at
services where the chavs drank god knows how many cans of red bull
and where up all night arguin about who was the "hardest" - the
one who shop lifted a wkd won eventually.
then as we were finally near paris and i got my hopes up of leaving the
smelly coach full of people pissing me off
THE FUCKING COACH BROKE DOWN
so i had to stand on the motorway completely knackered after no sleep
at 8am.
the return journey was ok cos everyone was sick of the sight of each
other so slept all the way home to avoid being pissed off.
next time i'm goin on a plane
(, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 17:42, Reply)
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